There is a reason this is important. In this whole world, there are many things I love, and the very top of the list goes thusly:

1: Sleep.
2: Food.
3: Power tools (see also: Krystle's and my plan to move to Seattle and "flip" old houses for money).
4: Sex.
5: Anthony Bourdain (See also: 2 (And See also: 4(?!)).

And what does it say about my mind that "power tools" conjured a whole image that had nothing to do with home repair?